Thursday, January 2, 2014

The Best Beach and The Best Snorkeling, Part 1


Unless you live in the Southern Hemisphere, once the champagne has lost its fizz, all that’s left is putting away the holiday decorations, rounding up the tax stuff, and...winter. As our focus shifts from the holidays into the new year, those of us in the Northern Hemisphere long for a distraction from all that winter. 

For me, that means my thoughts turn to warmer climates, beaches, and my favorite sport, snorkeling. During one of those long days in December, when I was wrestling with  shopping and holiday prep, I started daydreaming about blue water, sunshine, and snorkeling. Somehow, that morphed into thoughts of beaches I have known and places I have snorkeled.

Since I’m not inspired by either skiing or snowboarding, despite the proximity of such activities, I have decided to write about beaches I have known and great snorkeling experiences I have had. As much as I love a good lake, those beaches tend to be much different from ocean beaches, and lake snorkeling is murky at best, so this series is limited to sites on the ocean.

As they say, start at the beginning. 

I really don’t remember my first beach experience but I am certain that it occurred somewhere in Florida. You see, my father grew up in Cuba until he was sixteen. That was when his family sold their Cuban ranch and moved to Miami. They lived in Miami during the depression and into the early years of World War II. Altogether, they lived there a little under a decade before buying a ranch in Montana and relocating to a vastly different climate. Even after the war ended, Dad had many friends in strung throughout Florida, but it wasn’t until 1959, when Fidel Castro became dictator and began dictating, that Florida became reunion central for my dad. 

The first trip that I remember was when I was four years old. My parents had an up-and-coming agriculture biz that allowed them to decide just how much vacation time they could take. That year they took a bunch. I think it was several weeks because I remember that we stayed in Key Largo, Florida, a place without real beaches. Even back then, it was a mecca for docking big boats and yachts. We were there long enough for me to develop relationships with the everyone who lived the in the marina, particularly the dog owners. I clearly recall dragging my mother from dock-to-dock, investigating boats, their owners, and most of all, their dogs. We were there long enough that my daily rounds occupied us from after breakfast until lunch on the days when my father was out, tracking down leads to find old friends who had made their way to Florida from Cuba. On those days, travel to the beach was not going to happen. Once Dad began locating people, he had time to socialize with friends and family, both newly located, and long-time Floridians. Since Floridians love their boats and their beaches, my social visits dwindled, but in exchange, I discovered beaches.

Most of the beaches from that trip blur together in my memory, but one experience stands out. It was long before my first snorkeling experience, which is too bad because I’m certain that it would have rivaled any other since. Why? Beaches like I found on that trip have vanished as the population has grown. You see, the best part of that visit, the part that I will always remember, started on a small boat, the size of one that you would water-ski behind, with an uncle or a cousin at the helm. I wish I could remember, but for now, who it was simply escapes me. The trip, the beaches I visited constitute the important part. 

That sunny morning, we left Key Largo heading into the open ocean. We didn’t go far as our destination was “The Keys” which are, to the uninitiated, hundreds, if not thousands of tiny islands sprinkled along Florida’s coastline. That day, we visited a myriad of keys, all were uninhabited, and each was surrounded by clear, turquoise waters. Every key contained a treasure trove of undiscovered, pristine, little beaches that were dotted with perfect shells and speckled with half-buried, bottles, many older than America herself.  Many of the things that we found had lain untouched by human hands for centuries. My mother called it “beach combing,” this hunt for beach treasure. It truly was treasure that we found, as many of the bottles that my mother collected, were later appraised and and found to be quite old and valuable. One was found to be from the era when Columbus and his contemporaries first sailed the Caribbean. The beaches were littered with bits of this and a few old coins, but for me, the value was in the shells. I found giant conch shells, empty, and unmarred, littering every beach. Between the bottles and the shells, we filled the boat that day.

Beaches such as those are long gone, but my memory of them will always constitute  my first, and in many ways, my best beach experience. Their memory is what drives me to look for new places and search out treasure everywhere I go.

Those keys from long ago haunted my dreams and in many ways, I was searching for them so two years ago, when we took our “grandmonkies” to Florida, we also made time to visit The Keys, ostensibly to teach the boys how to snorkel. I think that, in my heart, I still believed it was possible to find my way back to those pristine, uninhabited, little beaches, but once there, I had to accept the truth in their passing. While it was fun and the boys learned to snorkel spectacularly, we never, ever saw a glimpse of an untouched stretch of beach.

Sadly, those beaches only live on in my memory, but once upon a time, they were real and as perfect as a dream. While they are gone, I do have some recommendations about beaches and snorkeling spots that you can visit, but I am saving those for future installments in this blog. Until then, stay warm!


The Pause in This Blog...

While my gratitude did not wane in mid-November, my time and focus had to be devoted to other things resulting in the month-and-a-half-long break in this blog. Rather than trying the impossible task of catching up, and in light that we have begun a new year (one that followed a rather strenuous one), it is time for a fresh start.

Thus, the next installment of "Beth Warmed Over" is switching it up and is all about beaches and snorkeling, something that is much more timely for January! Watch for it shortly!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

November stuff....


It’s November and I am thankful, just delayed, so here is my catch-up: 1). Michael who can still tolerate me after 30 years; 2) My six kids (Jordan, Jesse, Ian, Katie, Matt and Emily) and also my adjunct kids (you know who you are) all who have let me love them and harass them and still somehow, love me and keep coming home to see me; 3). My grandmonkies, the best little boys in the universe; 4) My family and friends who keep me going even when I’m a whiney pain in the posterior; 5). Penny and Copper, my constant companions and true best friends; 6). Home, the best refuge ever; 7). Colorado, the most sane, wonderful state in the union; 8). Cornwall, possibly the most amazing place on Earth; 9). my gifts and my passions because they keep me busy and fascinated with this world ; 10). the people in this world who are making a difference, reaching out in their own individual ways to help others and make the world a better place; 11.) Adversity, which has made my life stronger, although at the time, it didn’t seem so wonderful; 12). My wonderful, amazing, godson, Brendan who should have spot #4 because it was also his 17th birthday, but hey, this is off the top of my head...; 13). My wonderful, amazing fairy goddaughter, Amanda, whose birthday is, today, November 13th...

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

My Apologies For Our Idiocrats in Congress


I hate politics. I hate dealing with it on every level and truly believe that if we all play nicely, the world will be a better place. However, that is so far from our current reality, evidenced by the whole world watching us, as if it was some overly dramatic reality show. Unfortunately, it is the real deal and as shocked as the world is at what is happening in the seat of our democracy, Washington, D.C., those of us living it are just as stunned. 

First off, let me state that most of our elected politicians are, I think, reasonable, honest, honorable people.I would like to believe that those currently throwing tantrums in Washington might have started off that way, but now have changed into...whatever they are. Corrupted? Intimidated? Had some Vulcan mind-erase technique used on them? Perhaps they are merely possessed by aliens who are, at any moment, about to reveal themselves as they rip off their outer shells (the ones that look like the congress members in question), revealing their oozing, monstrous, alien selves to the world. One can only hope that this is the explanation as it is preferable to admitting that this small, yet vocal group of delusional, self-righteous, self-centered, congressional members who appear to be the racist the minions of certain mega-industries, are, in fact, the people that we put there by choice. 

Without that plausible scenario, I fear that the rest of the world will continue to view us as backward, pathetic creatures who are unable to control a small faction of lunatics obsessed with preventing us from having affordable healthcare on the same level as every other First World Country. Don’t ask what’s wrong with us. Believe me, most of America is as deeply shocked about this as you are. However, fighting it is far more complicated than it should be. 

The problem is, as I understand it, there is little that we, as the American people, can do to stop these governmental hijackers from destroying our government. Yes, I mean destroying, as in crashing our credit rating, which is already under watch, something that almost guarantees the lowering of our ratings, with or without a resolution by tomorrow. We, the voters, cannot do anything to bring them to justice in a speedy manner and for some reason, they are exempt from being fired for not doing their jobs (i.e., paying the bills). Most Americans are highly embarrassed and certainly want to pay those bills, even though it was brought on by two wars, greed on Wall Street, and had very little, proportionately, to do with aiding the average American. The root of this issue, and how we got here, stems from the failure of many to completely understand or remember what got us here, so here is a quick recap:

This government shutdown allegedly started over a small group’s resistance to the Affordable Care Act, a law that was passed, signed, and even vetted by the Supreme Court of the United States. It is the law. It was implemented on October 1st of this year. Perhaps those in Congress who started this by trying to cut a deal to change this law, the Affordable Care Act, need a refresher course about how to do their jobs? They certainly need some remedial lessons on how to change a law, as what they have demanded is not legal in any sense of the word. I have no idea what led them to think that they can allegedly act in an illegal manner, such as by holding the government hostage or cutting what amounts to side deals to circumvent the law about changing a law, but after the past few weeks of viewing this behavior, a refresher on the legal system couldn’t hurt.   

The refresher doesn’t matter at the moment because this bunch of hooligans has moved on, dropping their complaints against the Affordable Care Act, and focusing on the debt. Do they realize that they were part of the reason that we have that debt now? Perhaps an economics course or two should be added to that course list? 

 But, where did this debt come from? For that we have to look in the rearview mirror.

The times are not the same as when President Clinton and Newt Gingrich bumped heads, rather amicably, over the debt. That was a different sort of Congress. Also, it is not the same situation as it was when President Clinton finished his last term. He left  a budget surplus when President Bush took office. However, in the eight years following that surplus, we started two very profitable wars that made American defense contractors very wealthy. Ditto for oil companies and Wall Street Bankers.  Meanwhile, no one was prosecuting or even enforcing laws such as the uptick rule or preventing hedge funds from allegedly manipulating the stock market. It was all just good fun - right?

Not for most of us and not for the debt. The average American struggled and the debt spiraled to reach the present-day numbers. Sadly, unlike the average American, those same people who made a killing off the war or oil profits or Wall Street got used to used to making staggering profits. That gave way to Greed. Greed is like heroin - highly addictive and a nearly impossible habit to break.

Now that we have a huge deficit, thanks to the greed/war combo and the fact that the country needed saving from a near-depression situation, caused by the greed/war combination, we have a handful of idiocrats in Washington making it an issue worthy of forcing the government into default and thus, creating another economic mess. Still they remain clueless about what they are heading toward with their demands. Sadly, those same idiocrats, who have chosen (actually stated that a shutdown of the government was their goal) to shutdown the government instead of doing their jobs and paying the bills that they have already committed to (as in voted for and passed) pay, have not done a thing about prosecuting those who made obscene fortunes and profits, while the country fell into that huge recession.

 So as the world watches our “leaders” in Congress - the idiocrats -as they continue to complain, pout, and throw very public tantrums while America slips closer to disaster. That means that everyone else on this little planet will suffer, too. We are all connected, though Americans are likely to feel the initial blows. We apologize in advance for not paying our bills and potentially bringing another worldwide recession. Just remember, we didn't do it; the idiocrats did.

Ironically, there is one thing that this same stellar group of “leaders” may accomplish through this, albeit, totally by accident. While it’s fun to watch from the other side of the world, choosing to move here and to endure the effects of this clown show is another issue. Thus, we may end up with significantly reduced immigration numbers, accomplishing another goal of the idiocrats in Washington.



Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Day One: The Socialization Project


May 1, 2012
Day One: The Socialization Project
Location: Aurora, Colorado
Anyone reading this might think, “Is this some sort of weird psych-sociology project?” My answer is, “Notsomuch...” At which time, you the reader, thinks, “WTF?” or similar. For me, in the real world of this blog, it means that I have, as Ricky Riccardo used to say to Lucy, “some splainin’ to do.”
That said, you, the reader, need some background before I start this project. 
I am, amongst many things, a writer. As such, I am intensely curious, as any halfway decent writer must be or else nothing would ever get written. Yet the act of writing - the work - is more isolating than nearly any other job and it can be equated to telecommuting from the top of a mountain. It is much like being a dedicated couch potato, hand permanently clutched around a remote control or a game controller, but with data going the opposite direction. No wonder I stagger away from my computer, looking around as if I just stepped off an alien spaceship. Some days the world looks just that weird. 
In my case, couple that writer’s isolation with a spouse who travels, kids who move in and out sporadically, but rarely appear during the daylight, and a really, really big house that gets even bigger when I am all alone. I am alone a lot. Nights alone in particular make me crazy, but what’s a girl to do when she can’t date? (Marriage contract and all that.) Get grumpy, fat and lonely, of course... After all, chocolate is a girl’s best friend, especially when she can eat it while watching someone else do all the dancing, with stars no less.
During the day, I was like so many people, I was busy as most people tend to be during daylight hours. Once five o’clock rolled around, it was a completely different situation. I was not happy, but my choices were limited, and I was at the mercy of my husband’s whimsical travel schedule. Besides, what is there to do at night in the suburbs, anyway? So  when he was in town, we did what so many others do; we watched way too much television. When he was away, I did the same, then went to bed and stared at the ceiling. It was isolation, bordering on depression, though at the time, I could not make the connection.
Then, late in 2011, during one of those unusual weeks when my husband was in town, that we got an invitation to play trivia with our son, his friends, and a friend’s mother. We went for it. The following week, we went again. The third week, with my husband on another business trip, I took a deep breath and went alone to meet friends - of my son’s. I adjusted; they adjusted. Now my friends span the decades and as strange as it seems to outsiders, it’s no big thing anymore.
What I did not know then, and did not realize until recently, is that going to trivia was the beginning of a series of life-changing moments, each causing me to ask more questions about how we live. 
So- May Day, or May 1st, has long been a festival to celebrate spring, new growth, and beginnings, so I thought it appropriate to begin documenting my observations on socialization, isolation, and the effects on people around us, plus various ways to actively get the socialization that we need, particularly in unusual circumstances. Don’t expect this daily, or for me to write about it exclusively, but rather as the experiences accumulate. And they will - that I know from the past six months of experiences.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

“Re-post if you agree.”


When I started this blog I had every intention of keeping up with it. Then real life got me...again...and the Great American Road Trip ensued.. More about that later... much more, but that’s an entirely separate batch of blogs.
Today, my blog is about one tiny perspective on women’s issues, one in particular that has not been the subject of political debates, or women’s rights but rather one that has been peppering social media with a “re-post of you agree” at the end. And, the reposting still continues. It has been going around for months, along with similar blurbs, all of which are subtle indications of what women want and what they may or may not be getting. 

I am not certain of the authorship, but the link that I received tied it to a Pastor Dameian Battle’s Facebook page. If, I have misrepresented attribution or not given correct attribution here, please notify me and I will correct it.
That said, I am including the aforementioned link for you to read here.


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150701779408673&set=a.10150344365408673.356103.506488672&type=1&theater


Now that you’ve read it, keep in mind that it has been making the social media rounds for months unabated. Thus, it seems to me that women out there still have the need to keep posting and re-posting it. Why? Could it be that maybe, just maybe, the guys out there still aren’t getting it?

It seems likely as men are still complaining that they don’t know what women want. Looking around, I can see men proving that they don’t have a clue what women want. Just this morning, as I was outside chopping out a tree stump, it occurred to me that maybe women haven’t been clear enough? I thought about it as I was chopping and whacking, and I came up with an idea. It’s just a little clarification, but perhaps it will help this understanding to take root and move things along. Here it is and, of course, “re-post if you agree.”
Every female wants and deserves to be loved unconditionally by the men in her life, and those men should surround her by joy and laughter. Every woman deserves a man who works hard to make their relationship the best in all possible ways; a man who loves with an open heart, forgives easily, and is there for her, not by judging her, but by giving her what she needs - both in times of laughter as well as times of tears. Every woman deserves a man who thinks of her needs and her feelings from her perspective instead of his own. All women need respect from the men around them. However, the most important men in a woman’s life need to give her that respect, while leading other men to do the same. Every woman, from birth to death, deserves to be surrounded by good, positive men, who respect her, boost her self-esteem, and strengthen her, so that she will always be a strong, stable, loving example for future generations of both genders. 

Do I have to say it? Okay: “Re-post if you agree.”

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Nabbed by the Twit Police

Once again, I signed in to my twitter account (@twitter.com/pixie007_) and once again, I got the “naughty message.” This time, it was telling me that my profile has been suspended. It didn’t stop me; nothing changed. I even tweeted about it and it let me tweet. So what does this mean? Do the Twit Police have me under their watchful eyes? My blog is somehow naughty?
I’ve given this quite a bit of thought. I’ve never thought of myself as dangerous or suspicious or even naughty. Perhaps, this is like going through security at the airport and they’ve pulled me out of line simply because my number came up? Maybe the Twit Police think I look suspicious? Dangerous even? My picture does show me with a teeny umbrella in my drink, so maybe that’s the sort of a profile that the Twit Cops feel is too wild for the average, mainstream Twitterite? Maybe there’s something so exotic about me that Twitter needs to suspend my profile?You’d think that they’d tell me, instead of making me guess... Whatever it is, it gives me chills just thinking of it! Think about the changes that this could bring to my life. I always knew that my 007 was there for a reason!
So, the questions of the day are these: Am I alone? Has anyone else been singled out by the Twit Cops? And, can anyone out there explain to me what I’ve done to have my profile suspended by the Twit Police? I can’t wait to find out!